Kobolds Ate My Baby

It’s not your fault that Kobolds are gourmets. It’s not you fault that King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) is hungry. It’s not your fault that the tastiest thing a KObold has ever eaten is sweet baby! And it’s definitely, not your fault that Kobolds are the most incompetent, reckless, and accident prone race to ever crawl out of a cave. But it is your problem… King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) needs you – yes, you – to go out to the nearby human town and bring back the freshest, tastiest, plumpest human babies you can find – or, the King will be eating you (and Kobold’s pretty darn tasty.) You and your friends take on the roles of Kobolds (short, furry cannon fodder with a penchant for gluttony and mayhem). Your mission is to raid towns and villages in search of the most delectable of Kobold treats – Babies! Along the way, you will learn forbidden magicks, face fearsome chickens, worship the Big Red God, die Random Horrible Deaths, and cook your friends for dinner!

Kobolds Ate My Baby is a three hour tabletop rpg suitable for all ages. No experience needed, all materials provided.

Kobolds Ate My Baby! combines ridiculously over the top humor with a quick and easy to learn game system – sure to delight both veteran and newbie gamers alike.

Sun 2:00pm (Mar 15)
Sun 6:00pm (Mar 15)
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